The he deserves corn on the cobb.
Well, first and second base is used when dating. Bet Grandpa doesn’t mean those.
Can he positively “swear” that it’s a baseball term?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
To find out what happened to Cleats for Sunday, September 7, see “Miss Ninette” at http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2008/09/06/
To find out what happened to Cleats for Sunday, September 7, see “...more
As any soccer mom or dad knows, the sport has been steadily growing in popularity in recent years, especially among young people! Kids will love a comic about one of their favorite sports, and parents will relate to the comic’s ever-supportive band of carpooling, game-attending, ref-scoffing parents. Join this group of pals, parents and coaches in their favorite game: soccer!
Cleats also follows the gang’s adventures in other sports. Playing tennis, baseball, golf, gymnastics, skateboarding and more, the kids and their parents laugh their way through games and practices.

LOL!